
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
(Source: notbread)
“And she kissed me. It was the kind of kiss that I could never tell my friends about out loud. It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life.”- The Perks of Being a Wallflower; Stephen Chbosky
(Source: ohmyeverdeen)

“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
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“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
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“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark)
Kristen “feeling guilty” about punching Chris
(Source: kstewart)

That’s how long we’re required to stand on our metal circles before the sound of a gong releases us.

(Source: lawyerupasshole)